Friday, January 28, 2011

Metalcore Australiano Blogpot

Jokes

In middle school, Professor Rita Masi Cerati lesson was reading them on "Candid" Guareschi, the headings "Viewed from the right" and "Viewed from the left" was a way to feed us free trial on the facts. The recipe can be applied today to the cases of Knight, pitting two old jokes. Viewed from the right: an old woman calls the police: "My neighbor across the turns in the house naked with the windows wide open." The police runs, scans and objected: "But madam, you see only from the waist up, there is a window sill." "You climb on the cabinet and see!" replies the old lady. Viewed from the left by train, a traveler, alone in the compartment, is seized by uncontrollable intestinal crisis. Open a newspaper on the floor, breaks free and goes all under the seat. Here comes another passenger who complains dell'odoraccio. "I do not feel anything," says the astute. The newcomer does not fit, see a piece of paper, pull it and discovers the loot. "You see?" exclaims. And the other: "Well, if it gives heed to all that is in the press ...". It 's almost needless to add that, in this case, the old woman on the cabinet resembles Boccassini, while the incontinent train is the alter ego of "the world's favorite prime minister". Which of the two old jokes I enjoy the most? No, things repeated bore me.

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