He just felt the need. This is the first phrase that springs naturally from the lips of all those who have just witnessed the vision of this crap. He felt the need indeed to see a new version of the immortal classic by Oscar Wilde. Especially if the film in question is stuffed with all his might to free and insisted the sex scenes, interspersed with other unnecessary splatter. Poor Oscar is probably whirling in his grave like a top, like a snake outraged at the treatment of his masterpiece. The painful portrait of young Dorian, corrupted by the decadent London and its inhabitants as decadent, fading slowly, but inexorably, towards the erotic and scarlet descent into hell and the handsome Prince Caspian mono expressive of Narnja. There is little interpretation of a daze Colin Firth, unable to save from the wreck, a film that makes its stylistic embarrassment. The result, alas, is a deaf and blind rage, which mounts slowly, from deep, making beg to have in my hands the director, screenwriter, or at least the hated Prince Caspian. Anger in the absence of excellent scapegoats, is unleashed on the inexorable cashier and the man who sells popcorn, bringing us clouded spectators, unable to vent worthily with real culprits of this massacre, putting the innocent on fire hall film. Requiescat in pace.
THE PLOT IN TWO WORDS
The young Dorian arrives in London, will know the vice and damnation.
THE SCENE THAT IS THE FILM
Film is a term a little grandiose for this crap.
VOTE
If you have 00 to 13 years: After 12 years, Beautiful, 8
If you have 13 to 20 years: Fair, 7
If you have 20 to 30 years: Not bad, 6 If
you have 30 to 40 years: cow, 0
If you have 40 years and over: AAAAHHHH, 1
If you have 00 to 13 years: After 12 years, Beautiful, 8
If you have 13 to 20 years: Fair, 7
If you have 20 to 30 years: Not bad, 6 If
you have 30 to 40 years: cow, 0
If you have 40 years and over: AAAAHHHH, 1
Dorian Gray (UK, 2009)
Directed by Oliver Parker
With Colin Firth, Ben Barnes
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